this is my little story, maybe some of you know the story im basing it off of, hopefully you enjoy it. I’m kinda winging it as i go. -jeffrey
Its been 27 long years. These 300 pounds have successfully stood their ground against me, each pound doing its best to not die off, each pound trying to recruit another. But a new day has come, a new battle here on this body we call JEFFREY.
Together each pound is strong, but we have found its weakness, for awhile i did not believe that they had one. Slowly day by day the new power is starting to win against the 300, 300 went dwindled to 290. 290 gave way to 280, still they tried to fight back. Defections came in the form of doughnuts and pizza. We could not give up I was starting to get the numbers, 280 went to 270. We are gaining on them the pounds are starting to doubt themselves, hopefully they will turn on each other. This is my story, this is my future. But to look to the future you must know your enemy, you must know your past.
The lords of body JEFFREY for too long have been King Junk Food and Queen Soda Pop, they want all the loyal subjects they can muster and will stop at nothing to get you to pledge your allegiance to them. The High master Fructose Corn Syrup manages to get into most of the loyal subjects, even if you try your hardest to get away from him. What the king and queen did not know is even the loyalest of subjects can turn when given a little push.
Queen Soda Pop was killed off a year ago and was replaced by a kinder Green Tea, with antioxidant power that threatened to rustle up some dormant metabolism. This metabolism is the first step in resistance and if the gods see fit, the end of the 300 pounds reign.
Today we are meeting on this body for the battle of our lives. There is no turning back. NO SURRENDER. The first wave of attack is starting as we speak, Its one of our strongest forces. Exercise is hitting the remaining 300 where they least expect it….its going for the gut, which as we all know is the stronghold of the 300 empire.
…….to be continued